Me for the last 18 months: Where are all my bobbins I’ve lost my bobbins someone’s STOLEN MY BOBBINS!!! AGH WHERE ARE THEY?! 

Just now: *tidys room* Oh there they are. In a jar. In my drawer. My drawer with “thread” written on it. Where I put them when I last tidied up….HOORAY I HAVE BOBBINS AGAIN! *puts them back in thread drawer*